
|Mood: Shocked|
I've never laughed as much as I did watching Shounen Club last night.
It was definitely Shige's episode.
He tried to recreate Yamapi's Anan photoshoot.
During Jr. League, they had 3 challenges. The first one was telling a story that shocked you. Challenge 2 involved a story where you were touched, I think with a sempai... I don't remember. The 3rd challenge was the kakkoi pose challenge where they had 5 shots.
I won't elaborate on the other two except that the blue team (Dream Bombers) unanimously won the first challenge, where Fujigaya Taisuke told this story about this girl who told him "Please tell Miyata-kun I like him very much". Maru also says something about being mistaken as part of Kanjani8. And Massu also had this funny story which I totally forgot (a.k.a. didn't translate). The second challenge was won by the pink team (Jousetsu Rainbow) with Yabu's story about Kei-chan. Vote was 3-2 with Ryo, Tego and Shige vs Yamapi and Massu.
Kei wanted Shige to do a sample for the 3rd challenge. Massu, Nakamaru and Kei were like, KA-TO-U! KA-TO-U! and were joined by the audience. Shige, who had no choice, stood up and shouted "URUSAI!!!" sort of channeling Ryo-chan's anger. LOL. And so they proceeded with the photo shoot.
Shokura has this music for "photoshoots" that go,
ting-ting *click*. Kind of fast, I must say. It gives you around 3 seconds to think what you're going to do next.
So Shige, who was wearing a jacket, plaid button-down long-sleeved shirt, and a white t-shirt stood in the middle of the stage. Kei and Maru went to the sides to give Shige space.
ting-ting Shige poses.
*click* ting-ting Shige takes off his JACKET and poses.
*click*Massu and Tego (who's hidden, coz he's sitting behind Shige) start laughing. Yamapi, who has turned his head to Ryo turns his head back to Shige. Maru is holding a laugh.
ting-ting Shige takes off his BUTTON-DOWN SHIRT and poses.
*click*Insert a few fangirl screams.
Massu and Tego are now LOLing so much. So is Pi. And Koyama. Maru is bending over, laughing.
ting-ting Shige takes off his T-SHIRT and poses.
*click*FANGIRLS GO WILD.
Massu is now laughing so much, he kind of almost falls off his chair. Yamapi and Tego are also LOLing. Maru who has been kind of backing away from Shige while laughing turns to Hikaru and LOLs more. Kei-chan is now LOLing so much and slapping his knee. Ryo - smiling. Yes. That's the most we get out of Ryo-chan.
SHIGE'S BODY IS WIN!He's buff. But not so much. Not thin. Not too Yamapi-ish body also. He's got a little bit of moobs that's... idk... appropriate. YUM. *wipes drool off keyboards*
ting-ting Shige ATTEMPTS to take off his PANTS.
Kei-chan notices and is the first to run to Shige. He stands in front of Shige to block everyone's view. Maru who was backing away runs after Kei-chan. Tego is the first in NewS judges to get to Shige. Massu immediately follows after gaining his balance. Kitayama and Yabu from pink and Hikaru from blue also rush to hide Shige. Yamapi almost trips over Shige's discarded jacket when he runs to Shige.
Maru tells Shige his body is good (that's a literal translation, 'kay?) but not to do something like that. Kei tells Shige off a bit, saying "You're from NewS, right?" (Read: Don't embarrass our group like that!). Shige goes: "Yamashita-kun did it, I want to do it too!"
Someone off-screen says: "ABUNAKATTA!" (That was dangerous!)
OMG. Shige. The confidence. Did that come with the body? LOOOOOL!
WINNER.
Shige owned the episode.
NewS will be back next week.
And next week will be the last Junior League for the year (they go by school year).
On a side note, I've mastered all the dance steps to all of Kanjani8's singles and a few others, and some of NewS's singles. It took me around 30 mins to perfect Taiyou no Namida.
OMG. I forgot.
The 3rd challenge was Senga Kento vs Yaotome Hikaru. Senga's was based on 2 sets of 2 alternating poses (hands on shoulders and V-arms with widespread legs) and the 5th pose (final pose) had him pulling up his left pant leg and showing his left foot in lunge position complete with hand gesture. He looked so serious doing it although if you look closely, in between *click*s, he's actually holding his laughter. Kitayama was all ROFLOL. Hikaru's involved him not getting the timing of the clicks right. It was so cute. Everytime the click was heard, Hikaru was already changing positions and he'd have this "
yabbai" face on. The last pose was him in something that vaguely reminds me of the yakuza bow. IDK. I wanted Hikaru to win but NewS voted for Senga's so they won. Actually, the vote was still split 3-2 with Yamapi, Massu and Shige vs Ryo and Tego. And if you can notice, Shige kind of held the deciding vote.
Next week's Junior League will have Yamashita Shoon. YAYNESS!